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A note to the woman sitting behind me at the movies tonight:

When you decide you don't like a movie and want to leave, common curtesy dictates that you leave the theater, or at least your seat, before using your cellphone to get a ride home.

Thank you. Have a nice day burning in Hell

And what about me... am I Molly or Mollie?

The name of Molly creates a restless, creative nature that takes you into many ventures, but does not allow you to see things through to a satisfactory completion. Yours is a versatile, musical, artistic, but independent nature and you must have the freedom to express your creative ideas and abilities to be happy. An urge for independence causes dissatisfaction and frustration in close relationships and you find the "ties that bind" restricting. The qualities of this name would find a more constructive outlet in work that involves high-pressure selling or promotional activities, possibly in community affairs, for it contains a positive, driving power. It is difficult for you to merge with others; although you have quickness of mind, you lack tolerance and can give way to impatience at another's slowness or shortcomings. If you cannot complete your plans when you wish to do so, you could suffer intense moods of depression and extreme sensitivity in the region of the solar plexus, resulting possibly in ulcers or nervous disorders. This name could take you into bitter experiences through impulsive action. You need more stability to find peace of mind, relaxation and happiness in life.

Your first name of Mollie has given you a quick-minded, sensitive nature. It gives you a creative ability in art, music, singing, or fancywork and an appreciation for refined surroundings. Your sociable nature expresses affection, kindness, and thoughtfulness to the extent that it is difficult for you not to be affected by others and governed by your emotions, rather than by logic and reason. As you respond to love and encouragement from others, your romantic and dreamy nature can easily lead you into love affairs. Your desire for peace at any price can result in going out of your way to avoid arguments and confrontation or hurting the feelings of others. Also, budgeting can be a problem as you enjoy spending money and can easily ignore being practical. Any health weaknesses would show in skin conditions, and also fluid problems affecting the glandular system and kidneys.

I think I'm more of a Mollie than a Molly, as it turns out. I suppose living... 8 years? of my life as a Mollie has affected me more than I thought :)

The really weird thing is that all these weird prediction type things describe me as the same person, a person that I'm not. Any aquarius born in the year of the rat, on the 5th of the month, and named Molly, should apparently be making her own clothing out of paper mache and sleeping around, making constant friends with her dazzling extroversion but being fickle. The uptight, predictable, non-artistic me somehow manages to defy all expectations...